Thursday, February 28, 2008

All for you Tiffany Ann!

10 years ago: I was 15- dying my hair orange, trying to be blonde, and having a new crush every week.

5 things on my to do list :
1) walk- I know I'm an old woman, and no, I did not get to put a check mark next to that
2)laundry- always
3)clean game closet- no check
4)take Malloy to a Spider Man birthday party
5) Get a babysitter for tomorrow so Adam and I can to on a date and see The Other Boleyn Girl.
My husband will be drooling over Scarlett Johansen and Natalie Portman. I am already drooling beacuse I am so excited to see that dang movie! Double check!

5 snacks I enjoy: MMMMMM
1) eggo waffles any time of day
3)Nutty bars
4)cheese and crackers
5)chips and salsa

5 places I have lived:
1) Tempe, Az
2)Mesa, Az
3)Provo, Ut
4)Queen Creek, AZ
5) Australia.............ok fine Flagstaff- that list is so boring I just wanted to pretend.

What would I do if I was suddenly made a billionaire:
Wow, I could go on and on or just copy and paste my sister's ideas but I will be quick.
Build my dream house, buy a beach house, help family, travel, get a massage each week, be generous, and pamper myself. I would say save but seriously a billionaire? Would I really need to save, I can't think of anything I want that would even put a dent in a billion dollars.

5 jobs I have had:
1) Sunsplash lifegaurd- and I did not know how to save anyone- CPR? No idea.
2) Receptionist
3)Tumbling teacher
4)Dental Office
5) Preschool teacher

5 things you didn't know about me:

1. When I was a junior my older sister woke me up one morning and asked if I could drop her off in my car to get her car that she left at the church the day before. We went outside got in my car and I drove her to the church but her car was no where in sight. She panicked, we went back home, told my mom, went back outside, she took me to school and borrowed my car. The point- my Dad went and got her car the night before. Her car had been sitting right next to my car the whole time. I actually had to squeeze inbetween her car and my car to get in to my car and driver her to the church. We then had two more opportunities to notice her car in the driveway and neither one of us did.
2. My husband and I went backpacking through Europe where we slept in hostels and due to the fact that almost every hostel was full, we spent half the time sleeping in seperate rooms with random people, and the other half of the time sleeping in the same rooms with other travelers/ transients. Adam was almost beat up by a group of 10 drunk Australians beacuse while they were gone, Adam stole their pillow. Adam felt pretty helpless when they were cussing and spitting at him because he was tucked in bed with the sheet pulled up to his chin (just picture a scared granny) trying to conceal his garments that he insisted on wearing to bed even in groups of foreigners.
3)The first night of our honeymoon I noticed that I forgot my make-up. I didn't really want to spend a week in Hawaii without it so I called my mom and asked if she could send someone to the hotel to bring it to me. Her response: "Don't worry about it, he won't be looking at your face anyway"-click. No make up for me.
4)I've peed my pants more times than I can count- mostly in Highschool from laughing so hard. I'm not talking about a little drip, I'm talking huge wet spot on the chair. Sorry I know that is gross.
5) I have been in eight car accidents where I have been behind the wheel. Only two of those were the other persons fault and two have happened within this last month due to the wonderful combination of snow and hills.

That was very long, I will not be posting for months and I tag Jill, Rachel, Amber, Paige, Jana, and Holly- have fun, I will hound you until you do it.


Tiffany said...

Finally....Yes!!!! So funny, I love all the stories. Isn't amazing that we can sit on the phone and relive these stories over and over, and they never get old or less funny. Don't worry, I will be in the theatre tomorrow night wishing you were with us and pretending you are. You better call me so we can discuss every detail of the movie. Love you

Melissa said...

lol! what a great post! Glad you noticed my huge pink JULIETTE on my blog! Was it tiff that walked past the car and didn't notice it? Maybe you should think about not driving?! Sounds like the world would be a safer place! :) You didn't know CPR?! that is crazy! they hired u just cuz you were cute! I knew that went on, BUT a lifeguard not knowing CPR?! Repent!Your fam is so cute!

S & S Padilla said...

you better keep posting because your life is so much fun to watch! I loved your stories, and would hate to pay your car insurance bill. (not like mine is any better with all of Stephen's traffic tickets)

Daniel and Jana said...

You are so funny!!! I guess it was worth the wait! I am not as cool as you but i will try! :) Girls night anytime soon???

Jen Beals said...

Ok, so I almost peed my pants laughing at the first comment about finding Tiffany's car right next to yours. That's hilarious!

Derrick and Laurice said...

OH My Gosh! Ok so I new you were funny but had no idea of all the crazy funny stuff that you have been up to! You have to let me know how the movie was I am dying to see it and when I get home that is one of the many things on my to do list!

Ashley said...

As always your stories are super funny. I love the one about the car! My life just doesn't sound that interesting compared to yours ha

the waites said...

hysterical!!!! Post of the week:) I really enjoyed reading this, I miss you little witty thing! Seriously I will do it, just give me a day or two to think of something. I love the lifeguard story, Im still in trouble for doing that with you and wasting my moms 100 dollars for the Da**n coarse!( swimming back and fourth trying not to puke, I just wanted the lifeguard tank top). ok so will you be here may 3rd for Myles big birthday bash at the beach???

Hess Fam said...

I'm dying, laughing, and I love you! I love that with your billions, all you could dream about was getting pampered. I love that you have peed your pants in puddles like me. I love that you were a lifeguard at sunsplash...of course you did with that HOT bod of yours!

kemptons said...

The story of your sisters car is hilarious. And I am jealous of your backpacking in Europe excursion. We had a lot of fun Saturday night. We need to do it again soon or just us girls could go out or something. Hint, Hint! Anyway your kids look adorable in your page header.

Happy Together said...

Wow.. You have some fun stories to tell. I love hearing about your back packing experience didn't hear about the incident with Adam before. sounds quite scary.

ness said...

i love it. this post perfectly describes how hilarious you are. oh, the car wrecks. do you remember that ladies face when you hit her? she had what, 10 kids in the car?

the waites said...

im so embarrsed mine is so lame i want to erase it right this instant!!!

Daniel and Jana said...

You cant tease me with the Old Navy sales! You know i am stuck home all day. I think we should do a girls night next week?!?! What would you wanna do?

Jen Tucker said...

Wow how I miss you and all your funny stories. Thanks for coming over even if it was for just a few minutes. Thanks for loving Brodee so much. I am excited to go to the park next week Brodee and Ashlyn will be so happy play with Malloy and Nixie again.

jill said...

Nice! That made me laugh. However, I was not laughing when you "tagged" me. Not cool. You know I hardly ever post anything on my page...its my trademark.

davidandsuzi said...

Wow that was fun to read! I love the hostel story. I can picture David doing the same thing if that happened to him. I think I remember you peeing your pants once or twice! :)

Melissa said...

are you freaken kidden me?! 17 comments? Hells bells, I don't even have 17 friends! I think it's time for a new post dear!

brooke martin said...

Juliette- i'm so glad I found you here. THIS WAS TOO STINKING ENTERTAINING TO READ TONIGHT!! Thanks for making my Sat night.